What am I doing?! I have developed a unhealthy love affair with nacho cheese. I have been up all night tapping my foot and eating the godawful stuff. Almost half the jar. Can't you see I'm trying to be more healthy? I think it's the MSG that makes it so illicitly appealing. and the fact that it is CHEESE. in semiliquid form.

I was planning on auditioning for the Vagina Monologues this afternoon. If I go to sleep now, I might get up in time. If I don't make the cut, maybe I can stand in the lobby and sell vulva-shaped chocolates. Then, there is Indian food and a hockey game.

Hockey is much much too scary for me. Crowds banging on the glass, screaming. People hitting people. Pay attention, or you will get a puck in the jaw. Mascots with super soakers. I'm only there for moral support.

Despite myself, I might manage to have some fun. I'll get a nacho plate. Remember that I have less than a year until I can share the experience with my bro. Sit down. Smile to myself, and open myself up to being friend and a fan.